where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy�
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Randomize
