I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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