I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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