Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
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