so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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