i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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