But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
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