as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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