no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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