Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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