i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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