Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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