Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
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