ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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