Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
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