You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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