I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
do herpes really smell.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Someone came in the potted fern
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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