My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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