Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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