do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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