Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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