Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I had to cum in my sink.
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