I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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