She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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