problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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