Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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