How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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