He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Randomize
