We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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