I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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