He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
I have post one night stand depression
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