the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I believe in your delicious
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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