Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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