I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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