god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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