i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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