just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Randomize
