why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
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