Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
i just had sex bonerless
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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