So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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