Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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