Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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