Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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