I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
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