I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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