I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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