Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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