Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
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