Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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