I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
foreskin is a definite game changer
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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